Mummy sings me a lullaby, it goes like this…

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird

and if that mockingbird don’t sing
mama’s gonna buy you a diamond ring

and if that diamond ring don’t shine
mama’s gonna buy you a big behind

and if that big behind don’t fart
mama’s gonna buy you some pretty art

and if that pretty art falls down
mama’s gonna buy you a golden crown

and if that golden crown don’t sparkle
mama’s gonna buy you a little Clarkle

and if that little Clarkle don’t laugh
mama’s gonna buy you a tall giraffe

and if that tall giraffe don’t run
mama’s gonna buy you a bibi gun

and if that bibi gun don’t shoot
mama’s gonna buy you a garbage chute

and if that garbage chute gets clogged
mama’s gonna buy you a pi-ink hog

and if that pi-ink hog don’t snort
mama’s gonna buy you a new cohort

and if that new cohort don’t love you
mama’s gonna buy you a BMW

and if that BMW don’t drive
mama’s gonna buy you a bee-ee hive

and if that bee-ee hive don’t buzz
mama’s gonna buy you a little fuzz

and if that little fuzz ain’t soft
mama’s gonna buy you a new loft!